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Thumbs down again.

Freaks and Cheeks

No, not a chance

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No go.

No way

Still no good

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Just Forget it!

share office space ...

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Minds and Behinds

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So, the docs changed it to read

Don't you think Israel is and always has been the biggest obstacle to peace in the Middle East?

Still no good.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Do people of NYC drive around Central Park all the time? Is there any subway tunnel to cross the park quickly? Is it annoying for people and does it cause traffic?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So they tried

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why are 38% of IIT graduates unplaced in 2024?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Everyone loved it.

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

Hysterias & Posteriors

Fugiat rerum itaque dolorem rem.

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

They put up a sign reading

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Then came..

Unacceptable again!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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